Constitutional Convention To be Commenced Back to PhunClub News
We The PhunClub, in Order to Establish Screwing Around, Ensure Domestic Help, Provide for the Common Fence, Promote Welfare, and Secure the Blessings of a Winning Lottery Ticket, wish we had a Constitution.  Thus, the PhunClub proclaims that each member shall submit a brief article for inclusion in Constitution of the Delighted Straights of PhunClub.
Assigned to:	Article Title:	Article Text: (email your submission to Bob)
Aaron
Ali
Barb
Ben
Bob	#2 (if you know what I mean)	All relatives of a PhunClub Phounder are granted auto-membership (which includes towing).
Dave
Deb
Fred
Harold
Jill
Jonathan	DMC	All PhunClub members must demonstrate the ability to have, recognize, appreciate, and reciprocate Phun. They must also have an internet connection.
Ken	LXIX	Members of the Phun Club must have a four chambered heart, finger and toe nails, hair (or remnants thereof), eye balls (any number will do) and a measurable IQ.      Members of the Phun Club must have been born on earth after the year 1BCE.      Members of the Phun Club must be older than 0.001 seconds.  Any applicant youger than 0.001 seconds must wait to apply until they reach the age of 0.001 seconds (or greater).
Linda	LV (55 or you could read it)	All phuture Phunclub members must phile their application phor membership no later than 0.002 seconds of age. A parent or guardian may do it phor them if they are unable. This is pursuant to  amendment  LXIX.
Lisa
Michael
Pam
Zebulon di Glortz